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November 16, 2005

My web site has a crush

A while ago, I was whiling away some productive time by googling words to see if I could pull up my own sight (don’t fool yourself people, blogging is narcissism incarnate) when I came across a website called Girl... ish that had a post about The Mountain Goats. If you haven’t picked it up yet, I am a 12 year old girl and The Mountain Goats are my Back Street Boys (though for all I know 12 year old girls are listening to The Mountain Goats now, I dunno kids are getting too cool too fast. I blame the intra web) so I hung around her site for a while, left some comments, rubbed some shoulders. Then a few days later I noticed that she had left some comments on my site. Then one time when I was on her site I noticed she had put a permanent link to TDK. It was at this point that TDK got what I can only describe as a web site crush. Not me, but TDK did. It gets this funny feeling in its tummy every time it gets a referral from her and it just can’t wait until the next time she comments. To tell you the truth I think TDK is being a little silly about this, but you know how young internet love is. If this were an episode of Sex and The city this would be the part where you would drag the camera across my next line while I typed it.

Is it possible for our blogs to date each other?

I mean why not? The Daily Kirk is a lot different from Kirk Faulkner. For example, Kirk is a man, made from flesh and good looks, The Daily Kirk is an equation of ones and zeros that equals hilarity. Day and night.

You’ll notice when you visit Girl-ish that her site is a lot better put together than mine. That actually is a big similarity TDK and I have, I mostly date girls who are a lot more put together than I am. I try and convince them that my unfinished charm is either rakish or roguish depending on the tide.

But TDK has a mind of its own. If it wants to flirt with a web site I can’t stop it. I think the best-case scenario would be if our sites fell in love and wanted to get married and ended up being some weirdest case scenario in the gay marriage argument. (Robots dating Robots! THIS IS AWFUL!)

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  • The Amateur Gourmet
    This dude has a new book out and I wrote something in it so buy it and then send me a check for like 3 bucks.
  • Last Plane to Jakarta
    John Darnielle of the Mountain Goat writing mildly esoteric reviews of wholly esoteric black metal albums. I sometimes have to make myself go here. Be careful on the boards (don't mention the mountain goats!)
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    James Felder's photo site. I use a bunch of his pictures here and don't always credit him. Also I think he is a terrorist, a terrorist of love.
  • Dooce
    I love this woman and kind of wish she would divorce her really nice hisband who gave her a beautiful daughter so we could date for 4 months before I tell her I am not ready for a huge commitment.
  • Back to the Best Books
    Great site about literature by my mom.
  • Girl... ish
    Our web sites dated for a while back in the day. I should have TDK call ehr again, see what she's up to.
  • goose girl
    I kinda wanna do her.
  • I think this could go all the way!
    My friends got married and started a blog. Gag.
  • The Beauty Blog
    My cousin who does makeup for random whores in Las Vegas.
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    Awesome woman. Awesome friend. Awesome blog.
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    Getting over Mormonism 101
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    A treacly treat run by my x girly and her room mate. Prepare for something awesome.
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    A guy I know who blogs. Also he once pinned me to the wall cause I flicked him in the nuts.
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    Great music blog run by one of the most stuck up people I know and one of the sweetest. Both have great boobs.
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    This link site links to me and I link to them.
  • John Dehlin
    John Dehlin is the man. Get on his train before someone excommunicates or assassinates the dude.
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    This is my old room mate's blog. She lives in LA. I used to listen to her and her boyfriend make sweet sweet love as I fell asleep on my aero bed.
  • SheBlogs SheBlogs
    My little sis's web site. She is funnier and cooler than I am. But at least I can run faster than her.
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