10 Titles of Books I am Thinking of Writing

1. When the Devil Quits Smoking Things Get Bad For Everyone
2. In My Nightmares I Run in Place
3. 50 Hours on a Train Revisited
4. My Man Penis
5. Santa Christ: Why it is Important to Believe in Jesus Even After You Have Stopped Believing in Jesus
6. In My Father's Hair There Are Many Roots
7. Killing Time While Time Kills Me: The Story of a Man  A Plan and A Wrist Watch
8. Tripping in the Natural History Museum and Other Tell Tales
9. Blogging My Way to Hell
10. The Man Who Killed the Internet and Other Heroes

Which one do you think Oprah would like best?